Da Bullshit (Skit)

"DA BULLSHIT (SKIT)"
KRAYZIE BONE

[The Mo Thug Family Reunion Intro plays on the car stereo. Pager goes off.]
Krayzie:
Damn, your shit goin' off, nigga, damn.
Friend:
Damn, I know this ain't this bitch callin' me again, man, on some bullshit. Call this ho back and see what the fuck she talkin' 'bout now.
Krayzie:
Still fuckin' with them fatal-ass bitches, nigga.
Friend:
Damn. Petty-ass bitches.

[ Phone rings, baby cries ]
Bitch:
Sorry-ass niggas, I know this him.
Male Voice:
Okay, uh....
Bitch:
Hello?
Friend:
Man, what the fuck is up?
Bitch:
Who the fuck is Shaniqua...
Krayzie:
Damn, she louder than a muthafucka! Flippin' on your ass!
Bitch:
...who fuck is Dominique, and who the fuck is Nicole?!
Friend:
Hey, hold up, bitch, hold the fuck up.
Bitch:
Fuck this! I am so tired of you.
Friend:
Tired of me? Bitch, I'm tired of your ass!
Bitch:
You know what, I can't believe a muthafuckin' thing you tell me.
Friend:
You ain't got to believe a muthafuckin' thing, and you know what? Fuck you!
Krayzie:
Damn! Damn, nigga! Look at them hoes--hey--look at them hoes on the corner, nigga, look! Look at them hoes right there, nigga, damn!